I like to play video game and on occasion I think about aspects of my life and put them to video game titles. It’s like opening a box of Pringles, once you pop you can’t stop and over the course of a few hours I can often come up with loads. Often they hit me at the weirdest times; going for a walk with the kids, cooking roast dinner, on the toilet…
Anyways, have a look at what I’ve come up with and think of your own too!
(Please note that these are all said tongue firmly in cheek and no offence is meant.)
Living in Barking
Getting home at night from Barking Station
Saying goodbye to my asian family
(as opposed to spending hours on the doorstep)
Leaving secondary school at the same time as the other local secondary
Parents bring up prospective arranged marriage to some random Auntie’s niece
Getting married
Telling the wife that she needs to calm down during an argument
Having kids
Retiring early and having a good pension as a teacher in Britain
Being a millennial and trying to get on the property ladder
Being a millennial and trying to get on the property ladder during Brexit
Passing my driving test after 60+ lessons and driving a 2008 Honda Jazz (in 2019)