I recently did an article entitiled ‘My Life Described Through Video Game Titles’ and it was pretty well received so I’ve decided to turn my hand to British politics. It’s been a bit of a poo storm if you’ve been watching the news over the past couple of years and, like before, I came up with a whole list whilst going about my business. So without further ado, here’s ‘British Politics Described Through Video Game Titles’.
Brexit being sorted by 29th March 2019
Britain being able to get a good deal out of Brexit.
People not being able to get bread or milk easily after Brexit.
People not being able to get avocados easily after Brexit.
People realising that the cost of goods has actually gone up and the NHS is not getting the promised £350 million a week.
Seeing the smug faces of Farage, Rees Mogg or Johnson on TV.
Farage, Rees Mogg and Johnson speaking for the ‘common man.’
Dominic Raab’s time as Brexit Secretary
Those Brexiteers who keep stating ‘Britain stood alone in WW2 and will do so again.’
(Ignoring the fact that it had the support of much of the commonwealth)
Gove backstabbing Johnson in the back when running for the Conservative Party leadership contest in 2016.