Goosebumps- Retro Series Review

For many people of my ages (early 40s if you must know) Goosebumps was their first entry point into horror. I never really got into the book series in the early 90s myself, preferring fantasy and sci-fi at the time of its initial popularity. I watched a few episodes of Are You Afraid of the Dark? at the time and watched the entirely of series a few years ago, which I have reviewed here. So, when many people were saying that Goosebumps was well worth a watch too, I dived in and watched the award winning TV series over a few months. With the darkness and cold night setting in, I thought the time was right to catch up with R. L. Stine and share with you the 13 best episodes, in my humble opinion of course.

The entire TV series was spread over 4 seasons and contained 74 episodes. The episodes were a veritable smorgasbord of horror tropes including classics like ghosts, vampires and werewolfs to more offbeat but no less terrifying creatures including ventriloquist dummies. The most interesting thing to note is that no matter the episode the power of the storytelling and creepy atmosphere made them all worthwhile watching, which is particularly impressive when you consider each episode had a tiny budget. Strict age rating restrictions meant economy of design and smart editing left much to the imagination and often what you imagine is worse than what is shown, as H. P. Lovecraft so often used to startling effect.

I have selected my favourite 13 episodes which are the ones I'd recommend you watch. All the episodes are PG rated so are scary without being gory  or too violent.

Welcome to the Dead House
A family move to Dark Falls as a house comes on the market that seems too good to pass up. The town is quiet and eerie, having never been the same since the chemical plant accident that occured 3 years prior.

This is a proper B-movie zombie horde double episode as the family uncover the secrets of the house and are surrounded by the town who are looking to feed. The atmosphere created is surprisingly intense, creating a gloomy and suspenseful mood that would be right at home in a Stephen King movie.

Welcome to the Dead House has a B-movie zombie horde feel to it… but in the best possible way.

Night of the Living Dummy 2
When a young girl is given a ventriloquist's dummy little does she know it is the incorrigible Slappy, a malevolent besuited insult and roasting figure that breaks up families wherever he goes. In this case he does small level stuff that gets his owner, Amy the middle child of three, in trouble. Her family turn against her and they think she might need some therapy or a psychologist. Will she be able to prove that Slappy is to blame in time?
Slappy's design is on point here and he is suitably evil but in a strictly U way. The story is quite basic but is quintessential Goosebumps. He became the kind of totem for the series and it's easy to see why on the strength of this solid episode.

Slappy is kind of the talisman of the show. He is probably its most recognised character.

Deep Trouble
A brother and sister are staying with their scientist uncle for the Summer holidays. They explore his basement and see that he is creating experiments that turn animals giant. An enlarged sea creature is on the loose and could pose a problem.
This is an effective tale as halfway through this 2 parter they end up stranded on an island with the creature stalking them nearby. It's like an old school Sinbad movie with oversized creatures, such as lizards and crabs, for tweens. The Green screen is obviously cheaply done but it gets the tone across effectively enough.

The practical effects looks cheesy now but in the 90s they were plenty effective.

Say Cheese and Die
After stealing a camera from an eccentric scientist, a young boy learns that it takes a picture of the future, showing death and tragedy.
It's an interesting concept about knowing the future in the Final Destination style. The curse is all too real and so it must be given back before something worse happens.
The camera obscura, the camera that sees the hidden world is a great idea and I quite enjoyed this story ad it wasn't too horrory.

This episode is quite quirky but fun.

The Werewolf of Fever Swamp
A family move into a home near a swamp but something is disturbing their dear. Legends of a werewolf abound but the scientist parents dont think it's real.
The atmosphere created for the swamp is excellent as it feels eerie and isolated. Also, I'm glad that with the limited budget they had, they only showed the werewolf in bits and pieces. This stops the whole 'the special effects are so naff' syndrome that so many tween horror films and series had back in the day.

The special effects are kept to a minimum and the moody atmosphere of the dark woodlands creates the requisite tension required.

Ghost Beach
A couple of kids spend their summer with their uncle and Aunt near the beach. Along the way they meet a couple of kids who tell them the legend of the pilgrim ghost who lives in a nearby cave.
The story is a simple one of 'who to trust' but is effective with a surprise twist at the end.

The twist is a novel one.

The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
A couple of city kids go to the countryside to stay with their grandparents. At night, the young boy says he can see the scarecrows move but how have they come alive?
This is a genuinely spooky tween horror episode as the scene with the scarecrows trying to come in during the thunderstorm is suitably creepy. Cornfield are a staple of horror and rightly so as you can get disoriented and discombobulated.

The lighting really adds to this story and this scene is particularly spooky.

Stay Out of the Basement
When a botanist is made redundant, he holes up in his basement and carries out weird experiments. The children are intrigued as to what he does and venture down to find out. It doesn't go well.
This is a great episode as it creates a mood, from the autumnal leaves falling in the wind on the opening scene to the emerald green hue of the basement, it all adds tension to a surprisingly powerful ending. The actor who plays the dad, Judah Katz, gives a very creepy performance and is the MVP of this episode.

Judah Katz is excellent in his role as the slightly sinister Doctor.

A Night in Terror Tower
A couple of kids visit London and travel to a tower where princes and political prisoners were kept and tortured. They experience a time slips and travel back and forward in time to medieval times.
For show that was aimed at kids, this episode quite unsettling. The scene at the beginning when the boy is being warned off by a ghost at the top of the tower creates a sense of foreboding that is quite palpable even now. The scenes of the tour guide discussing the many contraptions of pain in his plummy English accent is suitably creepy but it's the mood, which reminds me of the old Madame Tussaud's Chamber of Horrors exhibition, which truly sends a shiver down the spine. The scene in the execution chamber is beautifully lit and the whole thing looks to be a higher production value. This is definitely one the best Goosebumps episodes in its entire run and my favourite with wobbly wobbly, timey wimey stuff in it.

This is my favourite Goosebumps episode as it is quite complex and compelling.

Be Careful What You Wish For
When a young girl who finds it hard to fit in is given three wishes for helping a stranger, she has a typical monkey paws situation where all her wishes backfire.
The episode is interesting as it looks at that old classic of being careful what you wish for. It's all pretty light hearted but does get sinister.

A typical monkey’s paw tale but for the U genration.

The Haunted Mask
A young girl with self-esteem issues picks a scary mask to wear for Halloween but it doesn't come off as easily ad it goes on.
This is an excellent episode as the actress Kathryn Long really sells the role of Carly Beth. The story is quite emotional too as it pulls the whole 'be true to yourself as be proud to be you' shtick. This is a bona-fide classic and rightly so.

For many fans, this is the best episode.

The Haunted Mask 2
A year after the events of The Haunted Mask, the possessed mask returns and takes over the shopkeeper. Now, seeking revenge a new mask of a creepy old man takes over a frenemy of Carly Beth.
This is quite an unnerving episode as the young cast do a great job of elevating the material. Kathryn Long is excellent once again and the ending is quite dramatic. A worthy follow-up to an all timer Goosebumps.

This is a solid follow up to the fan favourite.

One Day at Horrorland
When a family on a road trip are lost they come across Horrorland, a spooktacular theme park. Yet, the resident are not what they seem and the family get involved in a quirky quiz show before being left on a real cliffhanger.
The idea behind this, a theme park full of monsters, is great but the special effects are very low budget so it is a harder sell. However, the makeup and set design are on point and really sell the story of a family desperate to escape from a surreal nightmare.

This is an offbeat episode but the make-up is on point.

Overall, all these episodes are great and I'd definitely recommend them but they often follow the same premise: a family with a couple of teenagers move into a too good to be true house in the sticks. The neighbours are weird and the area is rundown but the parents got the house cheap because the previous tenant mysteriously vanished...so swings and roundabouts. Oh, and there's a creepy creature somewhere nearby but it's probably just a legend. This is tween horror 101 and is proper by the books but it doesn't mean it's enjoyable... it was a gateway to more exciting and subversive horror for many readers and watchers of the series later in life. For those looking for the same kind of vibe but in the more current age with a wider story variety I'd recommend Creeped Out.

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Creeped Out- Complete Season 1 Review

As the darkness settled in, I wanted to get into the Halloween spirit and watch some spoopy stuff. Now, it's been a pretty bleak year all round so I didn't fancy watching anything too scary or anything to contemplate the feeling of ennui- the fact that Lovecraft's cosmicism states that man is insignificance in a vast endless and uncaring expanse with forces beyond our understanding wishing to do us ill- so I decided to watch all of ‘Creeped Out’ instead.

It's a 13 part series of spooky takes created for an all ages bracket, so think more 'Goosebumps' or 'Are You Afraid Of The Dark' rather than 'It' or 'Saw'. The tales all start in the same way, a preamble about The Curious, a slight teen figure in a creepy mask who likes to collect tales of dread whilst whistling an unsettling melody. There are a mixture of American and British stories and as such, the cast is quite diverse.

The episodes are a veritable smorgasbord of horror tropes including classics like weird fun fair attraction, dodgy creepy neighbours etc but are identifiable with themes from classic cinema like 'Rear Window' and ‘Big' and more recent pretty decent fare like 'It Follows'.
The stories all have a monkeys paw ending of 'be careful what you wish for' but one of most interesting thing to note is that no matter the episode the power of the storytelling and kitchen sink creepy atmosphere made them all worthwhile watching, which is particularly impressive when you consider each episode had a tiny budget of like a fiver.

The episodes include :

Slapstick
After a puppet grants a young girl the power to control her embarrassing parents, the girl realises the true value of family. It features a creepy puppet so you know it's a bit scary.

Cat Food
When a young boy fakes being ill to stay home from school he gets more than he bargained for from his unusual cat-lady neighbour.

Trolled
When a cocky troll belittles and ridicules his private school mates online, there is a price to pay when he brings forth an ancient curse.

Marti
An unpopular girl gets a new smart phone and its AI goes crazy as it starts to take over her life.

A Boy Called Red
A boy visits his father's childhood home where a well leads to a different dimension.

The Call
An adopted teen who was found on a beach finds out that she isn't who she thinks she is and there is more to her heritage than meets her eye.

Bravery Badge
A reluctant girl scout has an interesting time away as a zombie infection turns her friends into creepy humming zombies... Why do they always hum lullabies in creepy voices and super slow?

Spaceman
When a kid leaves the city for the sticks he's worried it'll be too quiet and boring. Then he discovers an alien spacecraft and an alien creature and all bets are off.

Kindlesticks
A terrible baby sitter who scares the kids in her care to bed with terrible tales suffers a fate of her own making.

Shed No Fear
A couple of high school friends tackle a mysterious creature that lives in a shed. The creature fears light so they go about thinking about a way to jerry-rig a system to tackle it.

The Traveller
When two troublesome teens, who don't respond well to authority, are given powers to freeze time and use the power for ill there is a heavy price to pay.

Side Show Part 1 and 2
The two-parter ends the series with the story of an orphan, who is part of circus, who is looking for his real family. The 1950s Americana setting is well done and the mystery is very intriguing. The season ends on a high with this one.

Overall, tales are not scary with no real jump scares or violence but they are simply told tales told pretty well nonetheless. The stories are a little heavy handed though and lack nuance, the acting is a little hammy on occasion and the morals are obvious but it's a show for a younger audience so there you go. The strict age rating means that there is an economy of design with the creatures and powers are rarely seen. There's very little subtlety on show as the themes are covered in broad strokes but this is a beginners guide to the horror genre and is very much baby's first horror show.

My favourite 3 episodes from this series were Slapstick, Trolled and Side Show and if you've got a spare hour or so I'd definitely check these ones out. Go in knowing it's for tweens and you'll be fine, it ain't gonna win any Oscars but it's harmless slightly spooky fun.

LINK- The 13 Best ‘Are You Afraid of the Dark’ Episodes

LINK- The Secret Garden (BBC 1975 Review)

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LINK- Dead of Night: Cult TV Review

LINK- The Stone Tapes: Cult TV Review

LINK- Tom’s Midnight Garden: Cult TV Review

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